“There’s a lot of heredity in that family.” -Ralph Kiner
“If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.” -Ralph Kiner on the former Mets/Yankees manager
“You know what they say about Chicago: If you don’t like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.” -Ralph Kiner
“Solo homers usually come with no one on base.”
“Yo-ho, yo-ho, a Pirates life for me!” -Pirate Parrot… or Jack Sparrow.